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Nothing Beats Trouble

      The sole animal on earth who is highly conscious enough for astral travel, and yet remains addicted to the heat fueled by a raging furnace of subterranean blame, the marauding scorpion stolen from his home in a banana … Continue reading

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On Hold

      Either the lines had been crossed, circuits overloaded, or I had been put on hold. Who knew what when? Complex variables in my experience tended to rule with an invisible claw. That’s the quasi-free market for ya. Many … Continue reading

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Hold That Pose

     The weighty logic was constructed to be elegant, titillating, and yet pure. No tons of bricks were falling like mist. No cracks, no rust, no unsightly stains marring the straight columns. Surely that was evidence of a mean … Continue reading

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Enter Entitlement Race Here

      I said, “Don’t you think you’re carrying me a little too far?” “You?” “Is there someone else you’re carrying here?” “Har.” “And with less than what appears to be a firm grip on the handles of the … Continue reading

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Squeezezee Bros. et Cie

      Under pressure from my Chinese overlord I paced in a small room with high walls that I could not get around.  It was not so much that I felt unduly restricted inside of the room as I … Continue reading

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