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Coming In From The Cold

  The Kid was trying to emerge out of static but found only fuzz, buzz, crackle, whir. No matter how he twisted and leaned, the shifty pirate radio station located somewhere near Ukiah that played all night music from the … Continue reading

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just say no to tears

I know there has been a lot of crazy talk lately about problems and whatnot.  Some of it is more than talk and reaches too far. Some of it gets in the way of normal comings and goings across state … Continue reading

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Pairs of Perky Boobs

The new year started out on a sad and piss poor note for the owners of one of the many vacuous fake islands for sale in the Arabian Gulf abutting the world’s most advanced virtual country, Dubai. In a feat … Continue reading

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What’s Not To Love About a TKO?

Here is the big end of the year scoop on the first sacred shopping day after Christmas, a scoop being an old fashioned word that refers somewhat archaically to a hot, pulpy item, fresh off of a rolling press, a … Continue reading

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Why Not Live Forever

     I had a dream that went like this, although I am not certain it was only a dream.  If it wasn’t a dream, then I don’t know what it was, or could be, or what to say about … Continue reading

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Obama Rama Ding Dong

Here’s the question of the day.  Every self-respecting day should have one question all its own if you ask me.  It should be a question of impact and import, not just any old question that can be easily ignored as … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin’s Push Up Bras

If that wacky Jew dude with the frizzy hair, Einstein, had been smart enough to figure out how to be still hanging out today, he’d have some mighty big competition in the genius sweepstakes. A brilliant new start-up in Palo … Continue reading

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If We All Came Out of Africa

If we all came out of Africa eons ago wobbling on mushy, inadequate stumps and brains, and only starting to stand erect, which we did, (even the creamy colored doughboys who claim to be pure white, whatever the hell that … Continue reading

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Terrorist Teeth Attack

I have been diligently tracking current events and last week uncovered evidence of an alarming development that proves the dangers inherent in opening bare arms to Godless evolution.  I believe all decent human beings of limited pigmentation will concur that … Continue reading

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Glenn Beck’s Cheeks

What is not to love about the sterling role performed by Glenn Beck?  He’s absolutely perfect just the way he is.  His skin is white, his teeth are white, his cheeks are smooth, pinkish, cute, and chubby, both sets.  Plus, … Continue reading

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