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The Straight Shot On A Steep Grade Hugging A Tight Curve

      Back in the feral day when I was a shrunken, haunted version of a singular tween hailing from the hinterlands, unlike the vaunted offspring of my loins, the dynamic tween twins who are able to make vital … Continue reading

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No Pastels Need Apply

      Black, white, and red have proven beyond any shadowy doubt to be three banging colors that know how to walk the talk. You’d be wise to keep a safe fucking distance during subdural arousal periods. Walk in … Continue reading

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They Made Me Do It Whoever They Are

     I never believed it could happen to me, but my well ran dry. Now, I miss my water. Sure, I was warned. I’m more than simply a smug prisoner of denial. Technically, the fault was likely all mine. … Continue reading

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Squeezezee Bros. et Cie

      Under pressure from my Chinese overlord I paced in a small room with high walls that I could not get around.  It was not so much that I felt unduly restricted inside of the room as I … Continue reading

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A Real Choice Between Buried Or Burned

      Did you ever get caught trying hard to live in the moment when an object that appears closer than may seem comfortable follows in your blind spot and won’t let go lest you forget? And then a … Continue reading

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Look Before Crossing

        The juvenile display of fireworks shot off from the dry hills that ignited the dry grass to celebrate the freedom to drink wan beer from an assembly line that tastes like armadillo piss, and urinate in … Continue reading

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Happy Hallowed Contradiction’s Eve

Elemental contradictions, the second most basic building blocks of the multiverse, are only celebrated roughly once every 4700 years on the earthy, misshapen surface of our spinning planet, and even then only by those few in the know. No rabbits, … Continue reading

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Not A Good Match

      The plus-sized fanny pack worn ass backwards, a well documented international sign of distress, was facing upwards.  The pair of nylon straps attached to the vinyl pouch were tangled in a web.  The striking magenta vinyl was … Continue reading

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One Equinox Or The Other

      The most recent gathering of the loosely affiliated millionaires who smoke weed in Santa Cruz County, not an organization in any ordinary sense of the word, but a coalescence of copacetic spirits, sort of, in which the … Continue reading

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Needed To Say

      “Needless to say, Moses was wrong, Jesus was wrong, Muhammed was wrong, all the saints were wrong, all the sinners were wrong, all the spies, the stalkers, the madmen, the starving and voracious were wrong, Galileo was … Continue reading

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