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Tag Archives: travel to mars
Whirred Peas On Earth
The long sought yet elusive recipe for perfectly whirred peas on earth turns out to be no biggie. It was always simple. Become conscious. Fly higher. Practice figure-eights while stirring. No ramming, no jamming, no scarring with hot … Continue reading
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Tagged business, cartoon heroes, consciousness, multiverse, Silicon Valley, travel to mars
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Real Quasi-Virtual Awareness
The private bocci ball court near the summit of Mt. Umunhum was illuminated by a phalanx of faux gold torches mounted on the grilles of gauche gilt limousines. Invitations to the secret meeting did not specify gauche only … Continue reading
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Tagged altered states, business, consciousness, Silicon Valley, stay or go, travel to mars, WTF
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Thin Air Daily
The Unpaid Internet Content Provider was in the market to buy some stuff, not just any old stuff, but the best of stuff available from the planetary pipeline of products that are nearly necessary though not sufficient for … Continue reading
Twisted
It seemed to me, belatedly, as if the bump on my head had started to grow even before I hit the dirt, and heard, disconcertingly, from the tawny owl,”Quack.” I figured out far too late, as I continued … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, human enablers, multiverse, redwood forest, Silicon Valley, SpaceX, tawny owl, travel to mars
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On Hold
Either the lines had been crossed, circuits overloaded, or I had been put on hold. Who knew what when? Complex variables in my experience tended to rule with an invisible claw. That’s the quasi-free market for ya. Many … Continue reading
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Tagged chinese overlord, currency trading, divorce, elon musk, faith, karl marx, Silicon Valley, trade and commerce, travel to mars, venture capital
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Banh Mi Me By Surprise
The next time I met with the Unpaid Internet Content Provider after escaping from my ordeal in the prickly desert while he was taking personal time off to wantonly frolic in the lush green forest of the Santa … Continue reading →
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