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Banh Mi Me Back To Front

     A soulless international robot is able to be strong, make commands, pose, shift, shaft, screw, delete deep, and wide. A soulless international robot may fake a heavy heart and soul, procreate, control by remote, digitize with thumbs, dial … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me When the Ebb Flows

     On a stellar day when a shit load of free radicals were blown clear from ions of dust 900 million miles out there, relatively and/or depending, not that far considering convex contextual dimensions, cocky fig-8’s were spinning inside … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me On A Wave

     Despite the many pre-washed and dried wannabes trying to break hard into show biz, there will never be another Abe Lincoln, Charlie Chaplin, Ben Hur, Little Richard, Beaver Cleaver, Batman, Urkel, Bullwinkle, Joe Stalin. Only one Buddha did … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me My Marching Shoes

The lowdown creepy enemy, after marching up the hill for what had to feel like a hellish eternity, finally arrived. They were not us. They started out lower down. We were better. I felt prepared to skirmish in their prosaic … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me From Behind

     Once The Man co-opted the sixties, erased all the tapes in the seventies, pushed crack in the eighties, rigged markets in the nineties, and settled scores in the aughts, the quarter-final games could begin. Same rules applied and apply. … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Again

     The night before the big day I felt secure. I had located on my locally informative global Internet a small Vietnamese restaurant in Sacramento where I could attain a satisfying pork banh mi not far from the office … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Another

 Once I shamelessly sold out mind, body, and soul to become a sniveling lackey chained to a standard boilerplate contract for The Man, I dispatched any nagging metaphysical doubts about the karma of fondling filthy lucre and plunged like a … Continue reading

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Chalk One Up

     It seemed like just the other day when I was feeling trapped. I could not get no satisfaction. What came around would not go around. There was a tentative spinning alongside multiple bumps. Exculpatory evidence tended to turn … Continue reading

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Impersonating

     The Unpaid Internet Content Provider was talking to himself again. I was standing relatively nearby with absolutely no part to play in what could be construed as a stilted conversation. If I yawned, which I did, it was … Continue reading

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Without Cause

..      Bam! This just in: a landlord was shot in a nearby town because rent was due. Visibility is limited by yellow tape. Bipolar defense mechanisms may be to blame. More coming. Next: inbreeding tribes suffer from syphilis, … Continue reading

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