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Banh Mi Me Where the Grass Grows High

     In response to an increasing panic taking root due to mounting lawn mower losses caused by bombing runs of high flying raptors behind barred gates of numerous Silicon Valley domains, a conglom of techno-yuppie dweebs convened at a … Continue reading

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The Dangerous Rub Up Against

      What else were bees supposed to be doing once a buzz had been superbly attained on a warm morning in Spring except for a whole lot of deep down sucking?  If you had it that good, you … Continue reading

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A Fair to Middling Amount of Blood

A hairy woodpecker making solitary whoopee on my roof woke me brutally before dawn.  It was difficult to see with my eyes swollen like stuffed bags of soiled laundry.  The moon must have been out there somewhere, though, because I … Continue reading

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Dem Dweebs

When I recently called to register a spirited complaint to the formally stellar public radio station in Santa Cruz about the the axing of my favorite rhythm and blues show on Friday evenings that I enjoyed each week along with a … Continue reading

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