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Twisted

    It seemed to me, belatedly, as if the bump on my head had started to grow even before I hit the dirt, and heard, disconcertingly, from the tawny owl,”Quack.” I figured out far too late, as I continued … Continue reading

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Semigloss

The currently nouveaux chic robots who think they all so smokin’ cool and shit, with the invisible built-in antennas, inductive cameras, audio modules, base twelve to twenty-two adjustable calculating power, and sparkly doodads in all-around sensual simultaneity to absolutely fucking … Continue reading

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On The Way To Mars

     On Mars, humans will become the scary aliens, with the funny ears and hats, odd noses, silly butts, buggy eyes, unhinged flapping jaws. They, not you and me, sort of, not yet, unless you just can’t wait and … Continue reading

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Glowing Achievement

     The all-night bash was big, bright, bold, beauteous. The air was righteously thin that high and the beat was bumping. Though it may be true that I had not been exactly invited, it can’t be denied that I … Continue reading

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The Epic Poetic

      The epic war against the clueless human enablers of venal cats who murder beautiful birds, in which I had enlisted as a Benedict Arnold to my species early on, or as early as it was when I … Continue reading

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The Low Point Of Departure

      The tawny owl finally returned on a Wednesday from the conclave of high flying raptors that convenes at the pinnacle of each equinox on the top of Mt. Whitney, the highest point in California. I had been … Continue reading

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As The Mud Massed

     It started out as one of those days. Now, it’s too late to turn back. Rain was falling heedlessly like skewered spit. I knew immediately when I became all wet and soggy. None of the active faults in … Continue reading

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Ick, A Mess

  Do you expect to be promptly recognized when you raise your hand, ass, or voice, bend an elbow, genuflect at the knee, upturn an eye, arch your back, stretch, stoop, bow, curtsy, or signal effortlessly with a sweeping, anatomic … Continue reading

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Verifiable

    The esteemed corporations queuing freely in front of the trough, icons of fat and fatter, though not fattest, who were amalgamating iconically at a better location with more heft, seemed to be blending well. Earthy colors were bountiful. … Continue reading

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No Pastels Need Apply

      Black, white, and red have proven beyond any shadowy doubt to be three banging colors that know how to walk the talk. You’d be wise to keep a safe fucking distance during subdural arousal periods. Walk in … Continue reading

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