Tag Archives: Stephen Hawking

The King Of King Tides

     Each morning at dawn, before starting up and revving my competitive bile, I try to respectfully bow at the waist and genuflect at the knees to thank the infallible Internet for supplying vital sustenance that can hardly be … Continue reading

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Don’t Give Me No Stinking Can

.        I was strapped into a prosaic airplane, not exactly tight, but inexactly tight, which was tight enough, and too tight for me.  They, whoever they were and are, would not allow me to move about freely, … Continue reading

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Use or Lose

     Recently uncovered evidence has confirmed that no good idea can’t be made better after a session of deep breathing that includes vigorous hip shaking. Blow slow. Take inventory of parts. Expand rigid frame. So what if it hurts. … Continue reading

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The Straight Shot On A Steep Grade Hugging A Tight Curve

      Back in the feral day when I was a shrunken, haunted version of a singular tween hailing from the hinterlands, unlike the vaunted offspring of my loins, the dynamic tween twins who are able to make vital … Continue reading

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Squeezezee Bros. et Cie

      Under pressure from my Chinese overlord I paced in a small room with high walls that I could not get around.  It was not so much that I felt unduly restricted inside of the room as I … Continue reading

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