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Twisted

    It seemed to me, belatedly, as if the bump on my head had started to grow even before I hit the dirt, and heard, disconcertingly, from the tawny owl,”Quack.” I figured out far too late, as I continued … Continue reading

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Carrying The Load

      I was trying in the normal course of repelling adverse events to maintain an alliance between concentrated eyes and spine while laughing my ass off in a tight defensive mode when something in my neck popped. And … Continue reading

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The Odds

     There I was, rotating atop a round ball inflated to half my size, rational in most important aspects, burping, breathing, communing. I was not only that, but that and satisfied, and self-satisfied. Miles Davis was along for the … Continue reading

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Management By Trained Professionals

I discovered I was becoming too unnaturally aware in recent days, like duh, as I am sure you and yours were as well, that the axis had begun to spin at an oddly suspicious tilt. All I had to do … Continue reading

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Ick, A Mess

  Do you expect to be promptly recognized when you raise your hand, ass, or voice, bend an elbow, genuflect at the knee, upturn an eye, arch your back, stretch, stoop, bow, curtsy, or signal effortlessly with a sweeping, anatomic … Continue reading

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