Tag Archives: Silicon Valley

The Seating Chart

Steve was wearing his hair slicked back and a bashful bow-tie, but trying to be cocky yet vulnerable. The main event was still fourteen minutes away according to the imposing atomic clock on the table and he was jumpy. No … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Back Up

     The full-bodied message of the massage was bracing. Don’t believe at perilous face value or at wholesale cost. You may be threatened by a pumpkin and get squashed by a mite. No matter which way the ill wind … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me In A Hole

 The skunks were feeling it, but good. What a day to bump up and waddle and thump in the foothills of rounded mountains. The babies were stinking dirty and cute as polecats. They were practicing precise aim from tiny assholes at … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Underground

      It only looked like a case of suicide. But it smelled ripe like a decomposing pose. Was that putrid smell toxicity? What else could stink ironically so bad? Crap like that constitutes murder in my book. The … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me In Captivity

     The oblong robots in rectangular Building CC who adjust the creative dials on chick music with equal appeal to sentient males manifesting mommy hangups over undue burping were winning. Squared robots in Building DD were the big losers. … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me In The Creases

“What are the odds?” “Even.” Chances are I was wrong. It happens. I try to laugh about it. It may come out more like a chortle, but not an outright snort. Trying is no guarantee of success in any direction. … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me By The Dark Light

    Suffering in hindsight from an invasion of marauding pheromones, I found myself forgetting the fundamental rule of politics, us  v. them, and my support position in the grand schematics of people and things that allowed us to pave the … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me As The Screw Turns

     Many of the currently curved international robots assigned to mop up duty in fortified basements beneath Silicon Valley were rounding up stray numbers and ratcheting them into the fold. A load of developing models had fallen behind schedule … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Where the Grass Grows High

     In response to an increasing panic taking root due to mounting lawn mower losses caused by bombing runs of high flying raptors behind barred gates of numerous Silicon Valley domains, a conglom of techno-yuppie dweebs convened at a … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me When The Cock Crows

     What a bright day it was for freedom to smoke weed and ingest edibles in California when basic signals became crossed at latitude 37.11, longitude -121.84, above an elevation of twelve hundred feet, but good. A slinky ribbon … Continue reading

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