Tag Archives: Santa Cruz Mountains

The Seating Chart

Steve was wearing his hair slicked back and a bashful bow-tie, but trying to be cocky yet vulnerable. The main event was still fourteen minutes away according to the imposing atomic clock on the table and he was jumpy. No … Continue reading

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Reason Enough

   The best waves in weeks were head high and pumping at Pleasure Point, reason enough for a pair of his somewhat more reliable workers to be hours late. It was a common enough occurrence in an environment where no … Continue reading

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Hot and Cold Running

      Impresario Steve Wynn was not easy to satisfy. Big leading to bigger was only a beginning between more to come. But, he was temporarily satisfied so far. The view from the penthouse suite atop his ground-breaking Mirage … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me On The Rocks

      The doomed assault against Ano Nuevo Island waged by the apparatchik rats commanded by soulless robots and techno-yuppie dweebs raged for less than an hour. It became a flat out rout. Offense for the winners was awesome, … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me In A Hole

 The skunks were feeling it, but good. What a day to bump up and waddle and thump in the foothills of rounded mountains. The babies were stinking dirty and cute as polecats. They were practicing precise aim from tiny assholes at … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Underground

      It only looked like a case of suicide. But it smelled ripe like a decomposing pose. Was that putrid smell toxicity? What else could stink ironically so bad? Crap like that constitutes murder in my book. The … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me When The Cock Crows

     What a bright day it was for freedom to smoke weed and ingest edibles in California when basic signals became crossed at latitude 37.11, longitude -121.84, above an elevation of twelve hundred feet, but good. A slinky ribbon … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me In The Morning

      The porridge was smoking. No use crying over spilling it. The teen twins fled the scene as the back door went flying off unhinged. Just like that melodramatic back door to overreact. The tree frogs responded with … Continue reading

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On Dying Dumb Young

 Dumb bugs tend to die young. Often, they fly directly from the dirt into stout tree trunks upon hatching. Guess which force of nature gives up that good fight first and turns into a blotch or a blemish. Or they … Continue reading

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What Not To Swallow

    The marauding scorpion stolen by rustlers from his home in the Sierra Nevada de Santa Marta Mountains of Colombia had paused to visualize for purposes of self-improvement a new angle of his heroic escape from a truckload of … Continue reading

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