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Banh Mi Me Where The Whirl Pools

     Who knew as I remained unaware early that morning I would later be subliminally skimming the surface of Monterey Bay for signs of a superior intelligence to emulate? Not me, that’s who. As it turned out, as it … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Where The There’s There

     A message carrying depth, to depth and from depth, not a simple blip on a flat screen, was broadcasting from latitude 36.89, longitude -162.44, 9807 feet below the surface of a hot spot in the Pacific Ocean. That’s … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me My Mojo Rising

     It turned out to be one of those transitional points during the deepest hours in reverberating space with no beginning or end, but in a good way, when material conditions altered. I don’t know how or why because … Continue reading

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The Wrong Hand Wiping

A priest and a rabbi walked into a bar and took off their sporty coats. One scratched the itchy back of the other. Neither had to bow or scrape to get it done, but both did for old times sake. … Continue reading

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Lacking Empathy

     A broken light shining in my eye made me wince. There was no evidence of harmony to speak of so I was supposed to have nothing to say. Fractured glass was crunching underfoot and the fine tuning was … Continue reading

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That Sinking Feeling

      Among the many religious warriors waking up this morning wearing hand-me-down big-boy pants featuring reinforced pockets for hauling loads of heavy ammunition, none were followers of any incarnation of any Buddha. None had hanging doubts that gnawed … Continue reading

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Boo, Hiss

      The famed androgynous comedian, a heavyweight atop all of the major ultravision charts, who claimed to be a sensitive artist with bona fide creds in his side pocket, was happy to get off the stage without being … Continue reading

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Cosmic Dust

      The first acorn to hit me on the head, point first, traveling at a velocity of incalculable speed in a multiverse in which no forceful entities such as accidents exist, hurt. Puncture wounds are funny like that. … Continue reading

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Cut Off

     As a response to mixed signals from the coding of a recalcitrant subject and predicate, the tan robot with cerulean blotchiness who was already on probation for excessively squeezing the nuts of a middling humanoid technician between a … Continue reading

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Flame Throwers

     Back in the day before media went mass, and the big time religious shows were able to shock and awe with no more than local actors, amateur comedians and clowns, stupid pet tricks, wacky costumes, scripted melodramas, flashy pyrotechnics, … Continue reading

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