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On The Way To Mars

Posted on March 17, 2015 by

     On Mars, humans will become the scary aliens, with the funny ears and hats, odd noses, silly butts, buggy eyes, unhinged flapping jaws. They, not you and me, sort of, not yet, unless you just can’t wait and … Continue reading →

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The King Of King Tides

Posted on February 3, 2015 by

     Each morning at dawn, before starting up and revving my competitive bile, I try to respectfully bow at the waist and genuflect at the knees to thank the infallible Internet for supplying vital sustenance that can hardly be … Continue reading →

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Use or Lose

Posted on December 30, 2014 by

     Recently uncovered evidence has confirmed that no good idea can’t be made better after a session of deep breathing that includes vigorous hip shaking. Blow slow. Take inventory of parts. Expand rigid frame. So what if it hurts. … Continue reading →

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Management By Trained Professionals

Posted on December 23, 2014 by

I discovered I was becoming too unnaturally aware in recent days, like duh, as I am sure you and yours were as well, that the axis had begun to spin at an oddly suspicious tilt. All I had to do … Continue reading →

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