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Tag Archives: political humor
Beside Himself
Charming Vlad ‘The Blade’ Putin was sculpting quite an impressive bust of himself in the showrooms of influential New York design circles. He had a slipper chair upholstered in red mohair nicknamed in his honor by Angelo Donghia, a tufted … Continue reading
Posted in coming out, fiction, humor, satire, writing, wtf
Tagged d&d building, drumpf, humor, interior desig, political humor, putin, red handkerchief, studio 54, wall st.
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A Tasteful Song and Dance
Little Michael Jackson all grown up was making a cameo appearance in the spotlight back home where he used to get a good whipping on his behind. He waved his white glove in a graceful arc above his conked head … Continue reading
Posted in fiction, food, humor, legalize marijuana, satire
Tagged 1986, cannabis, detroit auto show, edibles, fiction, humor, Michael Jackson, political humor, reagan boom, Steve Jobs, Stevie Wonder, THC, writing
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Banh Mi Me To The End Of The Line
The 148th version of the Columbus Day Parade in San Francisco started out from Fisherman’s Wharf under a muddle of grey clouds that mimicked slate smeared by an eraser. The forecast called for a gradual clearing by the time the … Continue reading
Posted in animals and birds, fiction, humor, legalize marijuana, writing
Tagged Adult Use of Marijuana Act, gavin newsom, history, political humor, rhythm & blues, whales, WTF
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Banh Mi Me On The Rocks
The doomed assault against Ano Nuevo Island waged by the apparatchik rats commanded by soulless robots and techno-yuppie dweebs raged for less than an hour. It became a flat out rout. Offense for the winners was awesome, … Continue reading
Posted in AI, animals and birds, birds, culture, fiction, humor, Monterey Bay, satire
Tagged gavin newsom, humor, music, political humor, robots, Santa Cruz Mountains
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Banh Mi Me Up Against The Wall
Word was out underground that the sycophantic spy Snowden was paying top dollar for new recruits. He refused to allow his fifteen minutes of infamy to remain overlooked any longer. What else was he supposed to do, stay … Continue reading
Posted in AI, animals, animals and birds, fiction, humor, writing
Tagged AI, Beverly Hills Rat, douche putin, humor, political humor, robots, snowden, spies
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Banh Mi Me Out Of Bed
Who could have ever predicted in the wildest of hallucinogenic dreams that an ad hoc quasi-free-lance-part-time hanger-on formerly compensated in supplemental goods and services by the golden state of California to organize and unleash staid and proper nouns, … Continue reading
Posted in family, humor, legalize marijuana, parenting, writing
Tagged AUMA, billary clinton, gavin newsom, humor, political humor, the d trumptf character caricature
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Banh Mi Me From A Cute Angle
Appearances were not deceiving. International robots were coming to get me. Why else would I be running and hiding so hard? I had read the signs posted on the graves of dead words slaughtered by masses of numbers … Continue reading
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Tagged Adult Use of Marijuana Act, AUMA, billary clinton, cats murdering birds, Monterey Bay, political humor, robots
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A Croupy Toot
It was no time for levity. The atmosphere was much too dry. It was no time for fiddle faddle or pussy footing either. That weak shit was so over. But, make no mistake. It was time. The waxed … Continue reading →
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