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A Croupy Toot

     It was no time for levity. The atmosphere was much too dry. It was no time for fiddle faddle or pussy footing either. That weak shit was so over. But, make no mistake. It was time. The waxed … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me On The Rocks

      The doomed assault against Ano Nuevo Island waged by the apparatchik rats commanded by soulless robots and techno-yuppie dweebs raged for less than an hour. It became a flat out rout. Offense for the winners was awesome, … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Deeper

     The humpback whale who appears to be light taupe, except when due to conditions and events he more accurately represents dark ecru on the eternal color wheel, was happy to be on his way home. After a bubbly … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Where The Whirl Pools

     Who knew as I remained unaware early that morning I would later be subliminally skimming the surface of Monterey Bay for signs of a superior intelligence to emulate? Not me, that’s who. As it turned out, as it … Continue reading

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Carrying The Load

      I was trying in the normal course of repelling adverse events to maintain an alliance between concentrated eyes and spine while laughing my ass off in a tight defensive mode when something in my neck popped. And … Continue reading

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Hero Nero

      Famous hero Nero, who played the exalted lyre, not the common fiddle as oft maligned, and played it well, loved a roaring fire. He was a visionary who suffered from extensive ennui first.  He could maintain a … Continue reading

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The Rise Of The Smoke Before The Fall

     The United States Army started a planned forest fire in the oak studded foothills of the Santa Lucia Mountains east of Monterey Bay.  It was hot, dry, October. Unfortunately, manageable events escaped and became difficult to control. The … Continue reading

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Good At Denying

    The afternoon lecture from the tawny owl was focusing on a number of fascinating topics in minimally near and abutting mind-body dualism, areas where humans en masse did not shine.   It was taking place in a circular … Continue reading

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Objects In Mirror May Not Be As Dumb As They Appear

       In the type of sweeping pronouncement that the tawny owl often likes to make from one of the higher perches in the redwood tree overlooking my back door, and which I usually swallow whole, with no choking, he … Continue reading

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All Together Now

     The witches from one elite coven on the Westside of Santa Cruz arrived separately in sporty sedans featuring soft leather seats and multiple cup holders, except for the cute same sex couple riding in the back of a … Continue reading

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