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The Wrong Hand Wiping

A priest and a rabbi walked into a bar and took off their sporty coats. One scratched the itchy back of the other. Neither had to bow or scrape to get it done, but both did for old times sake. … Continue reading

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Whirred Peas On Earth

     The long sought yet elusive recipe for perfectly whirred peas on earth turns out to be no biggie. It was always simple. Become conscious. Fly higher. Practice figure-eights while stirring. No ramming, no jamming, no scarring with hot … Continue reading

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Flailing

      One of the two million or so moths hatching in the dirt after the first rain of the season took flight and crashed into my eye. The moth did not survive. The first thirty seconds is often … Continue reading

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Nothing Beats Trouble

      The sole animal on earth who is highly conscious enough for astral travel, and yet remains addicted to the heat fueled by a raging furnace of subterranean blame, the marauding scorpion stolen from his home in a banana … Continue reading

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A Big Head

    What are the odds? A speck of dust traveling in the one known multiverse with no beginning and no end, starting out deep and wide, and ending up straight and narrow, grabs me where one small silly sun don’t … Continue reading

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Sentient Beings Of The Multiverse

     Adrift in the vast middle of nowhere in his mind, which had veered off in a nebulous direction of its own choosing, and with nothing better to do, the leftover moving parts of First Person Singular attempted to make … Continue reading

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A Cheap Suit That Won’t Fit

  I was bumped in a sweaty crowd. From every direction, I was followed. The vital colors in my mouth muddled, bled, and ran dry. My clingy skin fled and changed sides. I heard, “Live like me.” I said, “What about … Continue reading

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Forever Blowing Bubbles

      The pumped-up hot spot in the Pacific Ocean 2123 miles west of the nude beach artfully concealed by the upside twist of the down slope undercutting Cape Mendocino at 40.44 degrees North, the most westerly edge of … Continue reading

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Cosmic Dust

      The first acorn to hit me on the head, point first, traveling at a velocity of incalculable speed in a multiverse in which no forceful entities such as accidents exist, hurt. Puncture wounds are funny like that. … Continue reading

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Chalk One Up

     It seemed like just the other day when I was feeling trapped. I could not get no satisfaction. What came around would not go around. There was a tentative spinning alongside multiple bumps. Exculpatory evidence tended to turn … Continue reading

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