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Sizzling Pork

      The day that had started out in a fog, then rained, dripped, drizzled, and fizzled, turned surprisingly warmer. Then the heat rose, dipped, ebbed, simmered, stewed. I sweated right through my protective layers that failed me one … Continue reading

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Impersonating

     The Unpaid Internet Content Provider was talking to himself again. I was standing relatively nearby with absolutely no part to play in what could be construed as a stilted conversation. If I yawned, which I did, it was … Continue reading

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Use or Lose

     Recently uncovered evidence has confirmed that no good idea can’t be made better after a session of deep breathing that includes vigorous hip shaking. Blow slow. Take inventory of parts. Expand rigid frame. So what if it hurts. … Continue reading

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Sticky Stuff

   I was on my own spinning idle threads. That only takes a weighted body so far down the road. None of the proscribed directions, not the rights nor the lefts, the jabs and the counter punches, nor the narrow … Continue reading

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Verifiable

    The esteemed corporations queuing freely in front of the trough, icons of fat and fatter, though not fattest, who were amalgamating iconically at a better location with more heft, seemed to be blending well. Earthy colors were bountiful. … Continue reading

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Off My Knees

       According to much notable dogma, it was possible that I was hearing thunder where none existed. Streaks of scarlet light appeared behind me where my vision was restricted. And, for what I am confident are unrelated causes, … Continue reading

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Good God and a GED

   What can we say that we know for sure?  We talk out loud, we walk upright, we posture.  Some of us shimmy and shake until it gets out of hand.  Money talks loudest, blah, blah, blah. The sad fact … Continue reading

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