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Banh Mi Me As The Screw Turns

     Many of the currently curved international robots assigned to mop up duty in fortified basements beneath Silicon Valley were rounding up stray numbers and ratcheting them into the fold. A load of developing models had fallen behind schedule … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me By Chance

      The robot who mops my floors was sending out soprano signals of distress like some whiny wuss. I did not want to appear to be a bad guy again who routinely exploits the help like an entitled … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Above The Rim

     HHUMH Thee Tawny Owl caught me in an awkward position when he returned from his annual jaunt to the the highest point in California, Mt. Whitney, where a who’s who of high level raptors elevate, accelerate, bypass, and … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me By Surprise

     The next time I met with the Unpaid Internet Content Provider after escaping from my ordeal in the prickly desert while he was taking personal time off to wantonly frolic in the lush green forest of the Santa … Continue reading

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On Dying Dumb Young

 Dumb bugs tend to die young. Often, they fly directly from the dirt into stout tree trunks upon hatching. Guess which force of nature gives up that good fight first and turns into a blotch or a blemish. Or they … Continue reading

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Freaky Chaos

      The first quaint old fashioned fistfight, unless it was the second, no kicking, no weapons, nothing below the belt, which roiled the initial shaky distance in the tricky triangular entanglement between humans, robots, and the mass of selfless … Continue reading

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Sentient Beings Of The Multiverse

     Adrift in the vast middle of nowhere in his mind, which had veered off in a nebulous direction of its own choosing, and with nothing better to do, the leftover moving parts of First Person Singular attempted to make … Continue reading

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A Cheap Suit That Won’t Fit

  I was bumped in a sweaty crowd. From every direction, I was followed. The vital colors in my mouth muddled, bled, and ran dry. My clingy skin fled and changed sides. I heard, “Live like me.” I said, “What about … Continue reading

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Forever Blowing Bubbles

      The pumped-up hot spot in the Pacific Ocean 2123 miles west of the nude beach artfully concealed by the upside twist of the down slope undercutting Cape Mendocino at 40.44 degrees North, the most westerly edge of … Continue reading

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Two Balls In One Side Pocket

     My fist was shaking in fervor at the airplane that buzzed me too close to my naked head while I was merely hanging around as a typical slouch performing within known boundaries no suspicious acts. Even the majestic … Continue reading

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