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Tag Archives: douche putin
Banh Mi Me Up Against The Wall
Word was out underground that the sycophantic spy Snowden was paying top dollar for new recruits. He refused to allow his fifteen minutes of infamy to remain overlooked any longer. What else was he supposed to do, stay … Continue reading
Posted in AI, animals, animals and birds, fiction, humor, writing
Tagged AI, Beverly Hills Rat, douche putin, humor, political humor, robots, snowden, spies
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The Goals of Gainful Employment
The cutting edge blame orbiting the sharp rectangular table was hard to get a good hold on. It backtracked, whistled, bubbled, and whizzed. The circular drain under the table became clogged with oblong, sticky goo. Many guilty parties paled. Then … Continue reading
Posted in AI, animals, humor, writing
Tagged blame, business, donald trump, douche putin, employment, faith, guilt, robots, Silicon Valley
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Boo, Hiss
The famed androgynous comedian, a heavyweight atop all of the major ultravision charts, who claimed to be a sensitive artist with bona fide creds in his side pocket, was happy to get off the stage without being … Continue reading
Posted in animals and birds, culture, family, humor, writing
Tagged anti-theism, arts, brewing beer, comedy, douche putin, kamasi washington, religion
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Chalk One Up
It seemed like just the other day when I was feeling trapped. I could not get no satisfaction. What came around would not go around. There was a tentative spinning alongside multiple bumps. Exculpatory evidence tended to turn … Continue reading
Posted in family, humor, parenting, writing, wtf
Tagged brewing beer, comedy, dalai lama, douche putin, kanye west, multiverse, spirituality, teen twins
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Buried Secrets
On the day that the bottom fell out, and mere money took it all the way up, up, and away into the rear view, and bowed down like a biatch to convertibles, comestibles, rare gems, raw deals, … Continue reading
Posted in family, fiction, humor, spirituality, writing, wtf
Tagged aarp, douche putin, mars, money, out of africa, psychotherapy, soul, space travel, teen twins
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Glowing Achievement
The all-night bash was big, bright, bold, beauteous. The air was righteously thin that high and the beat was bumping. Though it may be true that I had not been exactly invited, it can’t be denied that I … Continue reading
Posted in animals, birds, environment, fiction, humor, writing, wtf
Tagged cats murdering birds, conference of the birds, douche putin, jazz, money, Santa Cruz Mountains, tawny owl, war
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