Tag Archives: contradictions

Nothing Beats Trouble

      The sole animal on earth who is highly conscious enough for astral travel, and yet remains addicted to the heat fueled by a raging furnace of subterranean blame, the marauding scorpion stolen from his home in a banana … Continue reading

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A Cheap Suit That Won’t Fit

  I was bumped in a sweaty crowd. From every direction, I was followed. The vital colors in my mouth muddled, bled, and ran dry. My clingy skin fled and changed sides. I heard, “Live like me.” I said, “What about … Continue reading

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Follow The Crook In The Road

     As a concerned citizen, I strive to conscientiously know my place. I may flap a few wings, but I don’t fly. I try to maintain a discreet distance from loaded weapons. I zip more than halfway up in … Continue reading

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Look Before Crossing Tide

    When there is no beginning and no end, as there was, is, and will be, where does the time go to get credit for dues paid off? Does it ever double down to sweeten the pot? When do … Continue reading

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Mop Head

      As I was saying just the other day, or close enough, to my friend the Unpaid Internet Content Provider, after an interruption, “As I was saying…” “Wait.” “I can’t wait.” “Hold on.” Is the misdirected pause that … Continue reading

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Happy Hallowed Contradiction’s Eve

Elemental contradictions, the second most basic building blocks of the multiverse, are only celebrated roughly once every 4700 years on the earthy, misshapen surface of our spinning planet, and even then only by those few in the know. No rabbits, … Continue reading

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