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Tag Archives: birds
Flailing
One of the two million or so moths hatching in the dirt after the first rain of the season took flight and crashed into my eye. The moth did not survive. The first thirty seconds is often … Continue reading
Posted in animals and birds, evolution, humor, parenting, writing
Tagged birds, buddha, elon musk, food, food chain, kamasi washington and charles mingus, multiverse, venice beach
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Slow, Superficial, Weak, Shallow
The dirty gulls that flock to the lagoon formed where Aptos Creek used to flow directly into Monterey Bay before the state of California slammed its bureaucratic stamp down are not a popular bunch. In the argot of … Continue reading
Posted in animals and birds, environment, evolution, writing
Tagged animals, birds, figure eights, fish, government, jazz, Monterey Bay, tawny owl, WTF
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Illusion of Height
As a traitor to my species in the war against human enablers of venal cats who murder beautiful birds, I am constantly trying to improve. If I remain the same, what hope is there? None, right? That’s as … Continue reading
Posted in animals and birds, environment, evolution, writing
Tagged animals, astral travel, beavers, birds, cats murdering birds, human enablers, humor, Ice Age, owls, scorpions
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Fecal Matters
The ad hoc lagoon that has been formed where Aptos Creek used to meander unfettered from the Santa Cruz Mountains down into Monterey Bay was so filled with loose and gushy goose shit, as well as common everyday … Continue reading
Posted in animals, birds, environment, wtf
Tagged animals, assholes, birds, food chain, politicians, poop, potty mouth, shit, toilet humor
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Head Up
I followed a white cat known for his treachery who I suspected of stalking beautiful birds, keeping my wary head up in the deep forest. His provocative tail swished like a ten dollar whore in five inch fuck-me … Continue reading
Posted in animals and birds, ecology, writing, wtf
Tagged animals, birds, drug dealers, evolution, food chain, Monterey Bay, Nortenos and Surenos, whales
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The Rise Of The Smoke Before The Fall
The United States Army started a planned forest fire in the oak studded foothills of the Santa Lucia Mountains east of Monterey Bay. It was hot, dry, October. Unfortunately, manageable events escaped and became difficult to control. The … Continue reading
Posted in animals and birds, ecology, writing, wtf
Tagged animals, birds, cats murdering birds, forest fires, music, Santa Cruz Mountains, writing, WTF
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The Facts, Jack
The morning after brought pain. Joints and junctures were muddled and misaligned. The easy answers fizzled. Understandably, suffering followed soon thereafter. Not even the most devout humans who prostrate mindlessly at the knees can ignore that one. The … Continue reading
Posted in ecology, spirituality, Uncategorized, writing, wtf
Tagged astronomy, birds, cats murdering birds, easy answers, evolution, human enablers, religion, the morning after, writing
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Every Which Way
I was having a dream. Unless what I was having was no dream. Unless the stuff of dreams is more or less the same stuff as the other stuff, only mixed differently, prior to settling. Like light, velocity, … Continue reading
Posted in writing, wtf
Tagged astronomy, battle lines, birds, consciousness, deep space, dreams, humor, multiverse, physics, writing
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