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Banh Mi Me In The Creases

“What are the odds?” “Even.” Chances are I was wrong. It happens. I try to laugh about it. It may come out more like a chortle, but not an outright snort. Trying is no guarantee of success in any direction. … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me On The Flip Side

     On the morning after the copycat supreme court affirmed that freedom isn’t free, never has been, as if, and dues must be paid to a lawyer with reach and pull, which can hardly be disputed, except by dickheads … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me In The Dark

     The astral-traveling beavers, Berton and Burton, were having barrels of belly laughs inside their intricate lodge located above and below Fall Creek in the Santa Cruz Mountains after the rain stopped. They had been having fun during and … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me In The Morning

      The porridge was smoking. No use crying over spilling it. The teen twins fled the scene as the back door went flying off unhinged. Just like that melodramatic back door to overreact. The tree frogs responded with … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Again

     The night before the big day I felt secure. I had located on my locally informative global Internet a small Vietnamese restaurant in Sacramento where I could attain a satisfying pork banh mi not far from the office … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Sum More

     The grains of sand slipping through my fingers at Rio Del Mar Beach reminded me how long I had been waiting for the one true answer from above. How could I be expected to continue in my ad … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Another

 Once I shamelessly sold out mind, body, and soul to become a sniveling lackey chained to a standard boilerplate contract for The Man, I dispatched any nagging metaphysical doubts about the karma of fondling filthy lucre and plunged like a … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me

     Why does it still seem like only yesterday, unless it was, though it was not, that I was dodging random nitwits and dog shit one step at a time, inching my way progressively forward in a snarky line … Continue reading

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