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Kant Say

     The Kid was hoofing it back to his car through a concrete tunnel that smelled like dog shit, cat piss, rancid cooking oil, and the original adobe bricks pitched as weapons against the carbine carrying conquistadors. He was … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Underground

      It only looked like a case of suicide. But it smelled ripe like a decomposing pose. Was that putrid smell toxicity? What else could stink ironically so bad? Crap like that constitutes murder in my book. The … Continue reading

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The Vast Space Between Pauses

     Seizing the opportunity between storms, I put on a pair of full length big boy pants and continued my important quest to make big things right. Damn good big thing I did, too. How many indeterminately long and … Continue reading

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Replacement Parts

     The line bending on a curve was going nowhere. That included me, though for sincere personal reasons I felt sure I stood out. The beige robots had planned it that way and they had planned it well. Nothing … Continue reading

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The Wrong Hand Wiping

A priest and a rabbi walked into a bar and took off their sporty coats. One scratched the itchy back of the other. Neither had to bow or scrape to get it done, but both did for old times sake. … Continue reading

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Lacking Empathy

     A broken light shining in my eye made me wince. There was no evidence of harmony to speak of so I was supposed to have nothing to say. Fractured glass was crunching underfoot and the fine tuning was … Continue reading

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Real Quasi-Virtual Awareness

     The private bocci ball court near the summit of Mt. Umunhum was illuminated by a phalanx of faux gold torches mounted on the grilles of gauche gilt limousines. Invitations to the secret meeting did not specify gauche only … Continue reading

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Forever Blowing Bubbles

      The pumped-up hot spot in the Pacific Ocean 2123 miles west of the nude beach artfully concealed by the upside twist of the down slope undercutting Cape Mendocino at 40.44 degrees North, the most westerly edge of … Continue reading

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Two Balls In One Side Pocket

     My fist was shaking in fervor at the airplane that buzzed me too close to my naked head while I was merely hanging around as a typical slouch performing within known boundaries no suspicious acts. Even the majestic … Continue reading

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Sizzling Pork

      The day that had started out in a fog, then rained, dripped, drizzled, and fizzled, turned surprisingly warmer. Then the heat rose, dipped, ebbed, simmered, stewed. I sweated right through my protective layers that failed me one … Continue reading

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