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The Gate Swings Open

Bonnie waved her good-bye without looking back and the gate closed behind her. She had arrived fortified with certainty, purpose, and intent, and was leaving confused. Zeno did not appear to be the loathsome and irredeemable creature described to her. … Continue reading

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Nothing Beats Trouble

      The sole animal on earth who is highly conscious enough for astral travel, and yet remains addicted to the heat fueled by a raging furnace of subterranean blame, the marauding scorpion stolen from his home in a banana … Continue reading

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Thin Air Daily

     The Unpaid Internet Content Provider was in the market to buy some stuff, not just any old stuff, but the best of stuff available from the planetary pipeline of products that are nearly necessary though not sufficient for … Continue reading

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The Match Ignites

       There used to be a lot of  pleasantries exchanged in the neighborhood, virtually all neighborhoods if truth be told, as it must, sort of, on a controlled and responsible basis.  That is, until tidbits of eerie muckraking … Continue reading

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Scenes of the Crimes

      Savage warriors from Christmas attacked me on the day after Halloween.  They carried sharp hooks and dull beats as weapons.  The dull beats came from drum machines that were only a small percentage human. There were no … Continue reading

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