Category Archives: satire

Banh Mi Me In The Creases

Posted on July 12, 2016 by marclevytoo

“What are the odds?” “Even.” Chances are I was wrong. It happens. I try to laugh about it. It may come out more like a chortle, but not an outright snort. Trying is no guarantee of success in any direction. … Continue reading →

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Banh Mi Me Where The There’s There

Posted on June 28, 2016 by marclevytoo

     A message carrying depth, to depth and from depth, not a simple blip on a flat screen, was broadcasting from latitude 36.89, longitude -162.44, 9807 feet below the surface of a hot spot in the Pacific Ocean. That’s … Continue reading →

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Banh Mi Me Around The Bend

Posted on June 21, 2016 by marclevytoo

     The smart clouds arriving in front of a storm from the Sea of Japan were carrying fast pigeons strapped with a message that skipped like a flat stone across the Santa Cruz Mountains. The rain carried the promise … Continue reading →

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Banh Mi Me As The Screw Turns

Posted on June 14, 2016 by marclevytoo

     Many of the currently curved international robots assigned to mop up duty in fortified basements beneath Silicon Valley were rounding up stray numbers and ratcheting them into the fold. A load of developing models had fallen behind schedule … Continue reading →

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Banh Mi Me On A Wave

Posted on May 17, 2016 by marclevytoo

     Despite the many pre-washed and dried wannabes trying to break hard into show biz, there will never be another Abe Lincoln, Charlie Chaplin, Ben Hur, Little Richard, Beaver Cleaver, Batman, Urkel, Bullwinkle, Joe Stalin. Only one Buddha did … Continue reading →

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Banh Mi Me On The Battlefield

Posted on April 5, 2016 by marclevytoo

      The sniveling last gasp counterrevolution against freedom to smoke weed and ingest edibles in California came to a boil behind closed doors in central Rancho Mirage when smoke and stink from oily extracts clogged the unmarked aisles … Continue reading →

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Banh Mi Me

Posted on January 19, 2016 by marclevytoo

     Why does it still seem like only yesterday, unless it was, though it was not, that I was dodging random nitwits and dog shit one step at a time, inching my way progressively forward in a snarky line … Continue reading →

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Real Quasi-Virtual Awareness

Posted on November 3, 2015 by marclevytoo

     The private bocci ball court near the summit of Mt. Umunhum was illuminated by a phalanx of faux gold torches mounted on the grilles of gauche gilt limousines. Invitations to the secret meeting did not specify gauche only … Continue reading →

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Follow The Crook In The Road

Posted on August 4, 2015 by marclevytoo

     As a concerned citizen, I strive to conscientiously know my place. I may flap a few wings, but I don’t fly. I try to maintain a discreet distance from loaded weapons. I zip more than halfway up in … Continue reading →

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Cut Off

Posted on July 14, 2015 by marclevytoo

     As a response to mixed signals from the coding of a recalcitrant subject and predicate, the tan robot with cerulean blotchiness who was already on probation for excessively squeezing the nuts of a middling humanoid technician between a … Continue reading →

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