Category Archives: Monterey Bay

Blood Transfusion

Zeno lost the tip of his left pinky in a collision with an entitled birth mother ramming a high end Aprica stroller through a lovely park in Beverly Hills. He skinned his knee too but that’s no big deal. She … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me On The Rocks

      The doomed assault against Ano Nuevo Island waged by the apparatchik rats commanded by soulless robots and techno-yuppie dweebs raged for less than an hour. It became a flat out rout. Offense for the winners was awesome, … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Where The There’s There

     A message carrying depth, to depth and from depth, not a simple blip on a flat screen, was broadcasting from latitude 36.89, longitude -162.44, 9807 feet below the surface of a hot spot in the Pacific Ocean. That’s … Continue reading

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The Vast Space Between Pauses

     Seizing the opportunity between storms, I put on a pair of full length big boy pants and continued my important quest to make big things right. Damn good big thing I did, too. How many indeterminately long and … Continue reading

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Do West

      I was finding it difficult to remain oblivious once momentum began to shift in the foothills of the Santa Cruz Mountains and garbage piled up in the crowded gulleys below. A shadowy darkness clamped down like the … Continue reading

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Still Swimming

      The pre-wedding party waiting for the special seating arrangements to be completed in the dockside dining area, the one with the curvy bay view windows and naugahyde banquettes with embedded gold glitter, before they could sit down … Continue reading

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The Source Of The Leak

     The first day of salmon season on Monterey Bay has become an historic free-for-all for all comers.  Plenty of newly lowered levels of consciousness are attained hourly.  Personal styles change but the faddish constantly remain. Cheap trinkets are festooned … Continue reading

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Sells Well

     Less than an hour into the new year a homeless man sleeping on Rio Del Mar Beach was run over by an ATV.  It was either a Kawasaki or a Honda. There were no screams. He did not … Continue reading

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Hanging With Venus

     It started with a few small fish short of a billion anchovies.  Momentum can shift just like that, oddly.  Though small, the anchovies packed a powerful wallop when engineered into a vast odorific ball. Monterey Bay was percolating … Continue reading

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Beckoning To Me

     I was fishing for halibut in the shallow waters of Monterey Bay very close to shore.  No one could hear what I was saying to myself. There were numerous stray concepts that needed to become better aligned, I … Continue reading

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