Category Archives: evolution

Banh Mi Me In The Morning

      The porridge was smoking. No use crying over spilling it. The teen twins fled the scene as the back door went flying off unhinged. Just like that melodramatic back door to overreact. The tree frogs responded with … Continue reading

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Whirred Peas On Earth

     The long sought yet elusive recipe for perfectly whirred peas on earth turns out to be no biggie. It was always simple. Become conscious. Fly higher. Practice figure-eights while stirring. No ramming, no jamming, no scarring with hot … Continue reading

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Flailing

      One of the two million or so moths hatching in the dirt after the first rain of the season took flight and crashed into my eye. The moth did not survive. The first thirty seconds is often … Continue reading

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A Big Head

    What are the odds? A speck of dust traveling in the one known multiverse with no beginning and no end, starting out deep and wide, and ending up straight and narrow, grabs me where one small silly sun don’t … Continue reading

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Cosmic Dust

      The first acorn to hit me on the head, point first, traveling at a velocity of incalculable speed in a multiverse in which no forceful entities such as accidents exist, hurt. Puncture wounds are funny like that. … Continue reading

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Cut Off

     As a response to mixed signals from the coding of a recalcitrant subject and predicate, the tan robot with cerulean blotchiness who was already on probation for excessively squeezing the nuts of a middling humanoid technician between a … Continue reading

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Wheelies on A Sparkling Sea

  Something big was finally busting loose. Not the biblical big one on the underfoot San Andreas Fault, nor the bigger one overdue on the adjacent Hayward segment of the contiguous Calaveras Fault, but close enough to shake, rattle, and … Continue reading

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Just This Once

      A band of rebel winds that started out deceptively warm and breezy 2061 nautical miles west of the edge of western civilization turned chill and prickly upon arrival in the Santa Cruz Mountains. The winds did not … Continue reading

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Semigloss

The currently nouveaux chic robots who think they all so smokin’ cool and shit, with the invisible built-in antennas, inductive cameras, audio modules, base twelve to twenty-two adjustable calculating power, and sparkly doodads in all-around sensual simultaneity to absolutely fucking … Continue reading

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Hard Up To Breathe

      In the deepest canyons more than a mile below the surface of Monterey Bay, where the theft of private property had not yet occurred, mighty contradictions, the second most basic building blocks of the multiverse, were abounding. … Continue reading

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