Category Archives: Commentary

A Croupy Toot

     It was no time for levity. The atmosphere was much too dry. It was no time for fiddle faddle or pussy footing either. That weak shit was so over. But, make no mistake. It was time. The waxed … Continue reading

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Raw Potential

     Lt Guv Gav Newsom, triumphant at the polls, and now the favorite son of mothers for many years to come in Coastal California, or at least as many as exist in a spiraling vortex until something different comes … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Back Up

     The full-bodied message of the massage was bracing. Don’t believe at perilous face value or at wholesale cost. You may be threatened by a pumpkin and get squashed by a mite. No matter which way the ill wind … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me By The Dark Light

    Suffering in hindsight from an invasion of marauding pheromones, I found myself forgetting the fundamental rule of politics, us  v. them, and my support position in the grand schematics of people and things that allowed us to pave the … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me On A Wave

     Despite the many pre-washed and dried wannabes trying to break hard into show biz, there will never be another Abe Lincoln, Charlie Chaplin, Ben Hur, Little Richard, Beaver Cleaver, Batman, Urkel, Bullwinkle, Joe Stalin. Only one Buddha did … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me My Mojo Rising

     It turned out to be one of those transitional points during the deepest hours in reverberating space with no beginning or end, but in a good way, when material conditions altered. I don’t know how or why because … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me On The Battlefield

      The sniveling last gasp counterrevolution against freedom to smoke weed and ingest edibles in California came to a boil behind closed doors in central Rancho Mirage when smoke and stink from oily extracts clogged the unmarked aisles … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me By Surprise

     The next time I met with the Unpaid Internet Content Provider after escaping from my ordeal in the prickly desert while he was taking personal time off to wantonly frolic in the lush green forest of the Santa … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Up To Speed

     Don’t tell me speed kills. It’s gravity that’s doing all the killing, not speed. Look down and examine the dirt that formerly breathed. That should teach you. If not for speed, who’d get anywhere fast? Not me, that’s … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me One For The Road

     The timely addition to the campaign of the Unpaid Internet Content Provider was proving to be a great boon to the chimes of freedom resonating throughout the land of gold and grain prior to the most important event … Continue reading

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