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Banh Mi Me On A Wave

     Despite the many pre-washed and dried wannabes trying to break hard into show biz, there will never be another Abe Lincoln, Charlie Chaplin, Ben Hur, Little Richard, Beaver Cleaver, Batman, Urkel, Bullwinkle, Joe Stalin. Only one Buddha did … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me In The Dark

     The astral-traveling beavers, Berton and Burton, were having barrels of belly laughs inside their intricate lodge located above and below Fall Creek in the Santa Cruz Mountains after the rain stopped. They had been having fun during and … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me In The Morning

      The porridge was smoking. No use crying over spilling it. The teen twins fled the scene as the back door went flying off unhinged. Just like that melodramatic back door to overreact. The tree frogs responded with … Continue reading

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Banh Mi Me Sum More

     The grains of sand slipping through my fingers at Rio Del Mar Beach reminded me how long I had been waiting for the one true answer from above. How could I be expected to continue in my ad … Continue reading

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Fictitious Statement

     Knowing I can go nowhere where there is no there to go, I drove to Oaksterdam by the light of the slivered moon. It makes good sense to me for a human to go where gravity isn’t such … Continue reading

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Je Suis Invisible

The buzz that I was hearing came from around the deep end of the bend where invisible enemies often hide out with impunity. It’s a fucking shame they haven’t been wiped out. I learned this conclusively during extra-curricular activities that … Continue reading

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While Trying To Get There

     The last closeted gay man in the history of San Francisco jumped off of the Golden Gate Bridge on the day before his sixtieth birthday.  It was either that or face his mother again at another awkward party. … Continue reading

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The Bravest Millionaire Who Smokes Weed So Far

The Bravest Millionaire Who Smokes Weed So Far.

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The Second Featured Millionaire Who Smokes Weed Wears A Tie

The Second Featured Millionaire Who Smokes Weed Wears A Tie.  

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The First Millionaire Who Smokes Weed to Come Out of the Closet This Week

The First Millionaire Who Smokes Weed to Come Out of the Closet This Week.  

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