Category Archives: AI

Banh Mi Me On The Rocks

      The doomed assault against Ano Nuevo Island waged by the apparatchik rats commanded by soulless robots and techno-yuppie dweebs raged for less than an hour. It became a flat out rout. Offense for the winners was awesome, … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in AI, animals and birds, birds, culture, fiction, humor, Monterey Bay, satire | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Banh Mi Me Up Against The Wall

     Word was out underground that the sycophantic spy Snowden was paying top dollar for new recruits. He refused to allow his fifteen minutes of infamy to remain overlooked any longer. What else was he supposed to do, stay … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in AI, animals, animals and birds, fiction, humor, writing | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Banh Mi Me From A Cute Angle

     Appearances were not deceiving. International robots were coming to get me. Why else would I be running and hiding so hard? I had read the signs posted on the graves of dead words slaughtered by masses of numbers … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in AI, birds, fiction, humor, legalize marijuana | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Banh Mi Me Back Up

     The full-bodied message of the massage was bracing. Don’t believe at perilous face value or at wholesale cost. You may be threatened by a pumpkin and get squashed by a mite. No matter which way the ill wind … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in AI, Commentary, fiction, humor, legalize marijuana, satire, writing | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Banh Mi Me In Captivity

     The oblong robots in rectangular Building CC who adjust the creative dials on chick music with equal appeal to sentient males manifesting mommy hangups over undue burping were winning. Squared robots in Building DD were the big losers. … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in AI, family, humor, legalize marijuana, parenting, satire, writing | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Banh Mi Me Where The Whirl Pools

     Who knew as I remained unaware early that morning I would later be subliminally skimming the surface of Monterey Bay for signs of a superior intelligence to emulate? Not me, that’s who. As it turned out, as it … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in AI, animals and birds, humor, writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Banh Mi Me By The Dark Light

    Suffering in hindsight from an invasion of marauding pheromones, I found myself forgetting the fundamental rule of politics, us  v. them, and my support position in the grand schematics of people and things that allowed us to pave the … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in AI, Commentary, family, humor, parenting | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Banh Mi Me Around The Bend

     The smart clouds arriving in front of a storm from the Sea of Japan were carrying fast pigeons strapped with a message that skipped like a flat stone across the Santa Cruz Mountains. The rain carried the promise … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in AI, birds, family, fiction, humor, parenting, satire, writing | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Banh Mi Me As The Screw Turns

     Many of the currently curved international robots assigned to mop up duty in fortified basements beneath Silicon Valley were rounding up stray numbers and ratcheting them into the fold. A load of developing models had fallen behind schedule … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in AI, birds, fiction, humor, legalize marijuana, satire | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Banh Mi Me Where the Grass Grows High

     In response to an increasing panic taking root due to mounting lawn mower losses caused by bombing runs of high flying raptors behind barred gates of numerous Silicon Valley domains, a conglom of techno-yuppie dweebs convened at a … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in AI, birds, fiction, humor, writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment