Monthly Archives: December 2015

Replacement Parts

     The line bending on a curve was going nowhere. That included me, though for sincere personal reasons I felt sure I stood out. The beige robots had planned it that way and they had planned it well. Nothing … Continue reading

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Fictitious Statement

     Knowing I can go nowhere where there is no there to go, I drove to Oaksterdam by the light of the slivered moon. It makes good sense to me for a human to go where gravity isn’t such … Continue reading

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What Not To Swallow

    The marauding scorpion stolen by rustlers from his home in the Sierra Nevada de Santa Marta Mountains of Colombia had paused to visualize for purposes of self-improvement a new angle of his heroic escape from a truckload of … Continue reading

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Freaky Chaos

      The first quaint old fashioned fistfight, unless it was the second, no kicking, no weapons, nothing below the belt, which roiled the initial shaky distance in the tricky triangular entanglement between humans, robots, and the mass of selfless … Continue reading

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The Wrong Hand Wiping

A priest and a rabbi walked into a bar and took off their sporty coats. One scratched the itchy back of the other. Neither had to bow or scrape to get it done, but both did for old times sake. … Continue reading

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