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Monthly Archives: September 2015
Another Large Load For Disposal
I was feeling quasi-vaguely out of sorts. A trumpet was playing out of tune and a crosscut saw was ripping. Heartbreaking symptoms included headache, neuritis, pseudo-neuralgia. Indigestion lurked liked flames licking on the fringe of Mars. None of … Continue reading
Posted in culture, environment, family, humor, parenting, writing
Tagged alienated youth, divorce, father figures, food, God, history, neanderthal god
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Sentient Beings Of The Multiverse
Adrift in the vast middle of nowhere in his mind, which had veered off in a nebulous direction of its own choosing, and with nothing better to do, the leftover moving parts of First Person Singular attempted to make … Continue reading
Posted in AI, animals, birds, environment, humor, writing
Tagged consciousness, HHUMH thee tawny owl, meat, multiverse, redwood trees, WTF
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A Cheap Suit That Won’t Fit
I was bumped in a sweaty crowd. From every direction, I was followed. The vital colors in my mouth muddled, bled, and ran dry. My clingy skin fled and changed sides. I heard, “Live like me.” I said, “What about … Continue reading
Posted in AI, birds, environment, humor, writing
Tagged comedy, consciousness, contradictions, figure 8's, HHUMH thee tawny owl, multiverse, robots, Santa Cruz Mountains, WTF
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Sure Thing
In a recent revelation extracted from secretly coded research and shared definitively by a peeping Tomasina on the infallible Internet, it became somewhat clear that the possibility existed at some point, and at some time, to be potentially … Continue reading
Posted in animals and birds, environment, humor, writing
Tagged anti-theism, business, comedy, dust bowl, evolution, God, history, monotheism, new orleans, Palo Alto, Silicon Valley
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The Goals of Gainful Employment
The cutting edge blame orbiting the sharp rectangular table was hard to get a good hold on. It backtracked, whistled, bubbled, and whizzed. The circular drain under the table became clogged with oblong, sticky goo. Many guilty parties paled. Then … Continue reading
Posted in AI, animals, humor, writing
Tagged blame, business, donald trump, douche putin, employment, faith, guilt, robots, Silicon Valley
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