Monthly Archives: September 2015

Another Large Load For Disposal

     I was feeling quasi-vaguely out of sorts. A trumpet was playing out of tune and a crosscut saw was ripping. Heartbreaking symptoms included headache, neuritis, pseudo-neuralgia. Indigestion lurked liked flames licking on the fringe of Mars. None of … Continue reading

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Sentient Beings Of The Multiverse

     Adrift in the vast middle of nowhere in his mind, which had veered off in a nebulous direction of its own choosing, and with nothing better to do, the leftover moving parts of First Person Singular attempted to make … Continue reading

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A Cheap Suit That Won’t Fit

  I was bumped in a sweaty crowd. From every direction, I was followed. The vital colors in my mouth muddled, bled, and ran dry. My clingy skin fled and changed sides. I heard, “Live like me.” I said, “What about … Continue reading

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Sure Thing

     In a recent revelation extracted from secretly coded research and shared definitively by a peeping Tomasina on the infallible Internet, it became somewhat clear that the possibility existed at some point, and at some time, to be potentially … Continue reading

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The Goals of Gainful Employment

The cutting edge blame orbiting the sharp rectangular table was hard to get a good hold on. It backtracked, whistled, bubbled, and whizzed. The circular drain under the table became clogged with oblong, sticky goo. Many guilty parties paled. Then … Continue reading

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