Monthly Archives: December 2014

Use or Lose

     Recently uncovered evidence has confirmed that no good idea can’t be made better after a session of deep breathing that includes vigorous hip shaking. Blow slow. Take inventory of parts. Expand rigid frame. So what if it hurts. … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in environment, family, fiction, humor, satire | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Management By Trained Professionals

I discovered I was becoming too unnaturally aware in recent days, like duh, as I am sure you and yours were as well, that the axis had begun to spin at an oddly suspicious tilt. All I had to do … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in culture, evolution, humor, satire, writing, wtf | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Sticky Stuff

   I was on my own spinning idle threads. That only takes a weighted body so far down the road. None of the proscribed directions, not the rights nor the lefts, the jabs and the counter punches, nor the narrow … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in humor, satire, Uncategorized, writing, wtf | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

As The Mud Massed

     It started out as one of those days. Now, it’s too late to turn back. Rain was falling heedlessly like skewered spit. I knew immediately when I became all wet and soggy. None of the active faults in … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in birds, environment, family, food, humor, parenting, writing, wtf | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Credulity At A Minimum

.     Attempting just the other day to emulate my betters, I was seizing a sliver of time in a supine position, sort of, as has been the case for what many silly humans consider eons in their locally acclaimed … Continue reading

Rate this:

Posted in animals and birds, culture, environment, fiction, humor, writing, wtf | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment