Monthly Archives: November 2014

Ick, A Mess

  Do you expect to be promptly recognized when you raise your hand, ass, or voice, bend an elbow, genuflect at the knee, upturn an eye, arch your back, stretch, stoop, bow, curtsy, or signal effortlessly with a sweeping, anatomic … Continue reading

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Verifiable

    The esteemed corporations queuing freely in front of the trough, icons of fat and fatter, though not fattest, who were amalgamating iconically at a better location with more heft, seemed to be blending well. Earthy colors were bountiful. … Continue reading

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Adding Up

      The shadow of a red tailed hawk soaring overhead scared the shitty little pellets out of a rabbit trying to cover his quaking ass. That’s where searching for water at high noon leads during a drought. The … Continue reading

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Free To Do What?

     In the many nether areas between extreme and unyielding points of heat, light, distance, density, strength, mass, and combustibility, where much settling occurs, in most cases out of balance, because balance floats like a butterfly and stings like a … Continue reading

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