Monthly Archives: September 2014

The Straight Shot On A Steep Grade Hugging A Tight Curve

      Back in the feral day when I was a shrunken, haunted version of a singular tween hailing from the hinterlands, unlike the vaunted offspring of my loins, the dynamic tween twins who are able to make vital … Continue reading

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No Pastels Need Apply

      Black, white, and red have proven beyond any shadowy doubt to be three banging colors that know how to walk the talk. You’d be wise to keep a safe fucking distance during subdural arousal periods. Walk in … Continue reading

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They Made Me Do It Whoever They Are

     I never believed it could happen to me, but my well ran dry. Now, I miss my water. Sure, I was warned. I’m more than simply a smug prisoner of denial. Technically, the fault was likely all mine. … Continue reading

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Had It Up To Here

      At least two fully formed adult human bodies, one a single mother of once normal stature who featured an identifiable rash on her chafed thighs, and the other a recently diagnosed small man with a massive behavioral … Continue reading

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Enter Entitlement Race Here

      I said, “Don’t you think you’re carrying me a little too far?” “You?” “Is there someone else you’re carrying here?” “Har.” “And with less than what appears to be a firm grip on the handles of the … Continue reading

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