Monthly Archives: February 2014

Connecting To The Big Bang

Okay, I will admit that I was hearing voices again.  But these were the good kind.  Listen to this: According to reliable hearsay evidence, interstellar activity has been gathering dynamism, thrust, and elliptical momentum.  Yes, again.  Contradictions abound. Where?  Out … Continue reading

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Dick Cheney And His Incestuous Daughter

     On the most recent day I was due to appear as a defendant in the Criminal Court of Santa Cruz County, I awoke to the smell of skunk. Despite the persistent presence of an historic drought, it appeared … Continue reading

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Slow, Superficial, Weak, Shallow

     The dirty gulls that flock to the lagoon formed where Aptos Creek used to flow directly into Monterey Bay before the state of California slammed its bureaucratic stamp down are not a popular bunch.  In the argot of … Continue reading

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Illusion of Height

     As a traitor to my species in the war against human enablers of venal cats who murder beautiful birds, I am constantly trying to improve.  If I remain the same, what hope is there? None, right? That’s as … Continue reading

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