Monthly Archives: January 2014

In The Area Of Uplift

     The yang twin came home from middle school and farted with jubilation. The decibel level, combined with longevity, was pretty high up there. Conservatively, I gave it a nine. Then he laughed his little ass off, which was … Continue reading

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The Winning Side For A Change

      After the smoke had cleared following the Battle of Big Sur, and the beautiful birds had reclaimed the redwoods and the oaks and the cypress and the madrones, along with the larkspur, the lavender, the columbine, and … Continue reading

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Fire In A Crowded Theater

     According to unnamed but reliable sources, The Beverly Hills Rat was the big brain behind the burning of Big Sur in December. He had his reasons, plenty good reasons. No surprise there. According to the tight schedule mandated … Continue reading

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Needed To Say

      “Needless to say, Moses was wrong, Jesus was wrong, Muhammed was wrong, all the saints were wrong, all the sinners were wrong, all the spies, the stalkers, the madmen, the starving and voracious were wrong, Galileo was … Continue reading

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Sells Well

     Less than an hour into the new year a homeless man sleeping on Rio Del Mar Beach was run over by an ATV.  It was either a Kawasaki or a Honda. There were no screams. He did not … Continue reading

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