Monthly Archives: December 2013

Scenes of the Crimes

      Savage warriors from Christmas attacked me on the day after Halloween.  They carried sharp hooks and dull beats as weapons.  The dull beats came from drum machines that were only a small percentage human. There were no … Continue reading

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Abuzz

   It wasn’t even that hot.  I don’t know why.  Flies were abuzz with lust over a big bowl of unprotected potato salad.  It contained dark seeds of German mustard. Green hummingbirds were sipping from orange flowers in the foreshadowing … Continue reading

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Ooga Booga

     A noted team of anthropologists from the University of Borneo was sifting through ashes purportedly remaining from the original hippie encampment in the Santa Cruz Mountains when a lanky graduate student cried, “Eureka.” Clearly, the evidence he dug … Continue reading

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A Gathering of the Hemlock Society

     The tween twins arrived home after a typical day at middle school.  They agreed not much had gone down.  That is how typical usually goes. More had yet to come.  That meant nothing but the usual clang and … Continue reading

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Wild Thing

     Pick an object, any object.  Does it look very different from the inside than from the outside?  Well, yeah, like…duh.  A box, a ball, a belly. A galaxy, too.  Inside may be dark. Or pink as an albino’s … Continue reading

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