Monthly Archives: August 2013

Thumping

     The humpback whale who appears to be light taupe, unless what he more accurately is as a matter of objective fact is dark ecru, would seem obviously to be the biggest James Brown fan of all time.  Unless, … Continue reading

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Beckoning To Me

     I was fishing for halibut in the shallow waters of Monterey Bay very close to shore.  No one could hear what I was saying to myself. There were numerous stray concepts that needed to become better aligned, I … Continue reading

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Meaningful As A Diversion

     The triumphant Norcal owls were planning a big bash on the top of Mt. Umunhum in the Santa Cruz Mountains to celebrate the liberation of Woodsy Owl from the nefarious cartoon clutches of the Beverly Hills Rat in … Continue reading

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If It’s The Last Thing We Ever Do

It proved to be somewhat akin to providence that morning when I was able to discern an uber-quotient of unhinged luminosity that was pulsing near one of the twin spiral galaxies from which the tawny owl receives inspiration on an … Continue reading

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Not At Liberty To Say

   They came to arrest me on a Saturday morning.  I had been hearing tripartite hoots from the tawny owl all night.  I slept in fitful spurts only.  The pewter fog that shimmied on the surface of Monterey Bay showed … Continue reading

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